.DISCLAIMERS
FakeMadrid FC
established since 2003
sponsored by Fatimah Trading Pte Ltd & Al-Barakah Jamu Centre
fakemadridfc@hotmail.com
.UPDATES
Current Form: W-L-D-D-W
Next Upcoming Match: 22nd February 2009 @ 1500hrs
Opponents: ex-VJC
Venue: VJC
.LATEST
07/02/09
FMFC 2 vs 0 Luchas Alumni
30/01/09
FMFC 3 vs 3 NGINE-44
26/01/09
FMFC 0 vs 0 Gambas Avenue
04/01/09
FMFC 1 vs 2 Tiong Bahru FC
29/11/08
FMFC 3 vs 0 Refugees
22/11/08
FMFC 6 vs 1 Marli's BF Team
15/11/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 Tiong Bahru FC
09/11/08
FMFC 1 vs 0 Achap's Team
25/10/08
FMFC 1 vs 3 Faliq's Team
27/07/08
FMFC 0 vs 0 ex-VJC
20/07/08
FMFC 3 vs 1 De-Classico
29/06/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 X-S FC
07/06/08
FMFC 5 vs 2 Orange Team
10/05/08
FMFC 4 vs 0 NTU-NIE
23/04/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 Punggol R.FC
16/04/08
Darts SC 0 vs 3 FMFC
05/04/08
FMFC 7 vs 0 APSSB
30/03/08
FMFC 3 vs 1 Rock
13/03/08
PTMC 3 vs 2 FMFC
05/03/08
Luchaz-Locs 0 vs 1 FMFC
20/02/08
FMFC 1 vs 0 Dirty Dozens
14/02/08
FMFC 0 vs 0 Darts SC
09/02/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 4th Div CD
02/02/08
Punggol R.FC 2 vs 1 FMFC
27/01/08
APSSB 1 vs 5 FMFC
20/01/08
Rock 1 vs 2 FMFC
03/01/08
PTMC 0 vs 1 FMFC
27/12/07
FMFC 1 vs 0 Luchaz-Locs
19/12/07
Viva FC 0 vs 3 FMFC
12/12/07
Dirty Dozens 2 vs 5 FMFC
22/11/07
FMFC 2 vs 0 PTMC
04/11/07
FMFC 2 vs 1 The Rock
.GOALLLLLLLLLL!!!
.PARTIES
.LINE-UP
No.1 | Hisham Omar
No.2 | Irwan Suriak
No.3 | Azry A.K
No.4 | Haikal A.B
No.5 | Aslam Yusoff
No.6 | Shaari A.N
No.7 | Nizam Hashim
No.8 | Qader Alsagoff
No.9 | Hafiz Khalid
No.10 | Elfi Mustapa
No.11 | Saifudeen A.R (C)
No.12 | Subhan A.B
No.13 | Asyik A.A
No.14 | Zulkifli Azman
No.15 | Muhadher Mahmud
No.16 | Haziq Sudhir
No.17 | Faris Raymond
No.18 | Nur Khair Shamshi
No.19 | Abdul Rashid A.R
No.20 | Azhar Baksin
No.21 | Haqqiqi Bakar
No.22 | Khidhir Johari
No.23 | Khairul Amri M.S
.SYNDICATE
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
There have been many matches since the last update but due to the sheer incompetence of FMFC's match reporters, no reports are made. All of their contracts with the club have since been terminated and I, Sham, shall take over the reporting since I practically watch the whole match with the way the team is playing at the moment. I don't know if it is because the team is in form, or because we are not finding opponents of quality.
Quality. That came from a match against MJC. Although we clearly deserved to win that match, the MJC football team gave us a good fight and eventually won due to some play acting by their striker, Zul, which earned them a second penalty. The first, I admit, was my fault as I took the guy out with my legs. A keeper's gotta do what a keeper's gotta do you know? The end score was 3-2. I think. It was quite a long time ago.
Then we had some other matches. I know we won them. I did not play in one.
Yesterday we played TPJC and won 3-0. The match was okay I guess. Three people scored and stuff. The highlight of the match was what happened after it. FMFC almost always play "punch" in every match. No its not us using violence to win. The term 'punch' to those who are unawares, means that the losing team pays for whatever cost there is to set up the match. In this match against TPJC, we played at their school. They had cheer leaders and all because of OG camp. After we won, we were told we had to pay. Some of the guys weren't too happy about it but $50 shared between two teams wont be that bad. Then Noordin or however his name is spelled refused to let his players chip in so the team had to pay the referee. This is in no fault of the TPJC players, just their coach or teacher-in-charge. Well anyway, as the guys would say.. The Hworst.
All the right reasons.
Football aside, the FMFC guys are all going through a transitional period now. Just like after the great move after O levels, life is again changing for the guys. Zam, Lan, Lel, and now Elfi all have bike licenses though out of the four, only Zam has a bike. That is soon to change as the other three are working towards getting one. Khair and Bul are not far off with Khair waiting for the Traffic Police test date and Bul now in his last practical lesson, lesson 8, before having to take the test himself. To these guys, public transport will no longer be a necessity. Haikal is the first of us to enlist and he has finished his BMT. According to him, the five day intensive training was focused on spy tactics and espionage. Yes, Haikal is a spy for Singapore though he is currently posted at Pulau Tekong working an 8-5 job, as a cover-up of course.
Nothing else.
So long and good night.
Friday, December 02, 2005
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me
So wont you kill me, so I die happy
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury
Or wear as jewellery
Whichever you prefer
Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember
Always remember
The sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights
The scent of your hair that you twirl in your fingers
And the time on the clock when we realize its so late
And this walk that we share together
The streets were wet and the gate was locked
So I jumped in and I let you in
You stood at your door with your hands on my waist
And you kissed me like you meant it
I knew that you meant it
That you meant it
I knew that you meant it
You meant it
FunFacts:
Club: Fake Madrid FC
Base: Singapore
Founded: 2003
Email: fakemadridfc@hotmail.com
Sponsor: Fatimah Trading Pte Ltd
Chairman: Mr Abdul Rahman
Manager: Nur Khair Shamshi
Captain: Saifudeen A.R
Preferred Formation: 4-5-1
Current Pool of Players: 23
Average Age of Players: 22 yrs
Longest Winning Streak: 8
Longest Losing Streak: 2
Current Form: W-W-W-W-L
Biggest Win: 7-0 (8th July 2007 & 5th April 2008)
Next Upcoming Match: TBC
Next Opponent: TBC