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FakeMadrid FC
established since 2003
sponsored by Fatimah Trading Pte Ltd & Al-Barakah Jamu Centre
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Current Form: W-L-D-D-W
Next Upcoming Match: 22nd February 2009 @ 1500hrs
Opponents: ex-VJC
Venue: VJC

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07/02/09
FMFC 2 vs 0 Luchas Alumni
30/01/09
FMFC 3 vs 3 NGINE-44
26/01/09
FMFC 0 vs 0 Gambas Avenue
04/01/09
FMFC 1 vs 2 Tiong Bahru FC
29/11/08
FMFC 3 vs 0 Refugees
22/11/08
FMFC 6 vs 1 Marli's BF Team
15/11/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 Tiong Bahru FC
09/11/08
FMFC 1 vs 0 Achap's Team
25/10/08
FMFC 1 vs 3 Faliq's Team
27/07/08
FMFC 0 vs 0 ex-VJC
20/07/08
FMFC 3 vs 1 De-Classico
29/06/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 X-S FC
07/06/08
FMFC 5 vs 2 Orange Team
10/05/08
FMFC 4 vs 0 NTU-NIE
23/04/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 Punggol R.FC
16/04/08
Darts SC 0 vs 3 FMFC
05/04/08
FMFC 7 vs 0 APSSB
30/03/08
FMFC 3 vs 1 Rock
13/03/08
PTMC 3 vs 2 FMFC
05/03/08
Luchaz-Locs 0 vs 1 FMFC
20/02/08
FMFC 1 vs 0 Dirty Dozens
14/02/08
FMFC 0 vs 0 Darts SC
09/02/08
FMFC 2 vs 1 4th Div CD
02/02/08
Punggol R.FC 2 vs 1 FMFC
27/01/08
APSSB 1 vs 5 FMFC
20/01/08
Rock 1 vs 2 FMFC
03/01/08
PTMC 0 vs 1 FMFC
27/12/07
FMFC 1 vs 0 Luchaz-Locs
19/12/07
Viva FC 0 vs 3 FMFC
12/12/07
Dirty Dozens 2 vs 5 FMFC
22/11/07
FMFC 2 vs 0 PTMC
04/11/07
FMFC 2 vs 1 The Rock

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Saturday, October 15, 2005
[ dancing away 6:30 PM ]

DUO SET TO LEAVE?

Mosaba Mkhandawre Gougbadja
African Correspondent

CONGO, October 15 - FMFC fans in Africa has been left in disarray after it was reported that two of FMFC players will soon be leaving the squad due to certain unavoidable circumstances. Lan, FMFC's master playmaker, and Abu, FMFC's only utility player, is set to part ways with the team for two years from early January next year onwards. This has also marred the representation of FMFC's only prospect for World Cup 2006. Togo's qualification had been due to their inspirational captain Lan, and his sterling performances during the qualifying round. About 1 million FMFC fans in Africa has been left in a state of unrest. Rumours has it that those two players have been called upon to serve what Africans called the "ting'ating'a", in Swahili.

Thursday, October 13, 2005
[ dancing away 3:49 PM ]

FMFC HIT WITH VIRUS

Sendiri Tabloid
Raj Pillai
Indian Correspondent

BOMBAY, October 13 - After not heading to the field for just over a week, rumours has it that the team has been struck with a virus. The virus, nobolalitis, is believed to be contracted by most members of the team. When contacted, Ayahpin, chairman of FMFC, has declined to comment about the speculation that has involved most of his players. FMFC's medical team's refusal to be interviewed by the media only leaves FMFC die-hard supporters in worry. With the majority of the team sitting for their A levels soon, we can only pray that it will remain a rumour and nothing more. We wish the team the best of luck.

Sunday, October 09, 2005
[ dancing away 12:40 AM ]

Bambang Fuyoh
Malay Correspondent

INDONESIA, Oktober 09 - Sekumpulan pemberontak telah mencetuskan kekacauan di hadapan Embesi Singapura. Punca kekacauan masih belum diketahui tetapi polisi mengesyaki ketiadaan match report FMFC menjadi punca utama. Kekacauan mejadi hangat apabila pemberontak-pemberontak yang meletopkan stesen minyak menompang kaki. Kemarahan mereka tentang kenaikkan harga minyak dihangatkan lagi oleh "kekurangan" Jabeer. Tiga orang cedera parah disebabkan kekecohan walaubagaimanapun mereka berada di dalam keadaan stabil. Buat masa ini, Jabeer tidak dapat dihubungi. Berita lanjut pada jam 1000 waktu pres.

Salam ukhwa,
Bambang Fuyoh

FunFacts:

Club: Fake Madrid FC

Base: Singapore

Founded: 2003

Email: fakemadridfc@hotmail.com

Sponsor: Fatimah Trading Pte Ltd

Chairman: Mr Abdul Rahman

Manager: Nur Khair Shamshi

Captain: Saifudeen A.R

Preferred Formation: 4-5-1

Current Pool of Players: 23

Average Age of Players: 22 yrs

Longest Winning Streak: 8

Longest Losing Streak: 2

Current Form: W-W-W-W-L

Biggest Win: 7-0 (8th July 2007 & 5th April 2008)

Next Upcoming Match: TBC

Next Opponent: TBC

Players Profiles:

Hisham Omar, No.1 | Pos: GK
The ever-present #1 is known for his trademark shouts at his defence. He would often yell out at them for blunders and poor defending and would occasionally single out various individuals in the defence to make his feelings heard. His assured presence in goal has lead to many clean-sheets for the team. Creme de la creme. Also an un-signed musician, Sham's self-titled debut album is available at the club store.

Irwan Suriak, No. 2 | Pos: LB/LW
Ferocious looking, this left-footed never hesitates to join the attack. Although suspect at times, with his inhuman-like speed and runs, he's a great asset to the team.

Azry A.K, No. 3 | Pos: AMR/MC/CF
This player uses his nimble footwork and speed of thought to outdo his opponents, making up for his lack of frame. A player in the mould of Teddy Sheringham, he links up with his teammates to form a very potent attacking force.

Haikal A.B, No. 4 | Pos: CB/LB/LW
This player has risen through the ranks to take the armband. Cool and cultured on the ball, he is able to play the ball out of defence in the style of Fabio Cannavaro. An outstanding leader and motivator.

Aslam Yusoff, No. 5 | Pos: AMC/LW/RW
Alam has had his critics for his seemingly lack of effort, but no one can argue when he turns on the style, there are few better.

Nizam Hashim, No. 7 | Pos: ST/RW
Once the inspirational leader of FMFC, Zam has returned from the troughs of injury to lead FMFC out again, despite the lack of armband. Juggling his motorbike career and footballing career tremendously well, his influence on the pitch is unmistakable. A dead-ball specialist too.

Qader Alsagoff, No. 8 | Pos: RB/RW
Ever-reliable and versatile, this natural winger has been forced to retreat to defence and that has curbed his attacking talents. However being the Qader that he is, he goes around doing his job very well without the slightest noise and an indispensible member of the back four.

Hafiz Khalid, No. 9 | Pos: LW/ST
Describing Apek as tricky is an understatement. Able to double as a forward, his goal record speaks for itself. A major threat to any defence.

Elfi Mustapa, No. 10 | Pos: CB/DMC
With his gazelle-like elegance, speed and maturity, few are able to breach his defence. Always there to clear up the mess, on the ground or in the air, he is reminiscent of Rio Ferdinand.

Saifudeen A.R, No. 11 | Pos: CM/DMC
The workhorse. Captain Marvel. The unassuming leader of FMFC, Bul is the reason why FMFC's defence rarely concedes goals. Always thinking of the team, his workmanship is world-class. With his built and stature and capable of attacking as well, its no wonder many people mistake him for the great Patrick Vieira. Truly a diamond in an Ethiop's ear.

Subhan A.B, No. 12 | Pos: ST/RB (utility)
Few can lay claim to being able to play at opposite ends of the field. The 2nd choice goalkeeper for FMFC, he can also add striking prowess to his curriculum vitae. Forever causing defences trouble with his huge frame, his shot-stopping abilities are nothing short of admirable.

Asyik A.A, No. 13 | Pos: CM/CF/RW
This lanky fellow is the tallest of the bunch, but sadly he doesn't put his height to good use. However, give him the ball at his feet, he's able to unlock the tightest defences with his skill and vision. The playmaker for FMFC, he revelled in the role left vacant by aLam and has not looked back since.

Md Shaari "Shrek", No. 6 | Pos: RB/LB/GK
Shrek has come to FMFC's rescue on numerous occasions as the reserve goalkeeper, but his true strength is his no-nonsense approach in defence. Has no qualms about chopping opponents down and many overlook his effort and contribution to the team on the whole.

Zulkifli Azman, No. 14 | Pos: RW/LW/ST
An extremely valuable addition to the team, Zul brings experience, speed and panache into an already deadly strikeforce. Has repaid FMFC's investment in him with many goals, and many more to come.

Muhadher Mahmud, No. 15 | Pos: AMC/ST
One of the best players FMFC has to offer. Skillful, amazing technique and a certain calmness about him that's rarely found in players.

A.J. Haqqiqi Bakar, No.21 | Pos: AMC
Qiqi's close control of the ball is unbelievable, to say the least. He takes almost no effort in retaining possession and shields the ball away from opponents twice his size with his nifty footwork and deceptive turns. He also has a sharp eye for the killer pass.

Haziq Sudhir, No.16 | Pos: ST/RB/LB
A technically gifted player whose maturity defies his age. Scores goals for fun and has no problems fitting in any position FMFC requires him to perform in.

Faris Raymond, No.17 | Pos: RW/LW/ST
Besides his off-field antics and on-field temper Faris "Raymond" adds a certain edginess and flavour to the team with his darting runs and mazy dribbling, not to mention deadly shooting. Newly enlisted into National Service, hopefully the regimentation will help him settle down and focus on his football.

Abdul Rashid A.R, No.19 | Pos: LW/RW
The youngest in the team, Acit bears no resemblance at all to his tenacious brother, Bul. Instead of grit and determination, he prefers the calling of skill and finesse. A little lightweight, he will have to fill the expectations FMFC has set for him in due time.

Azhar Baksin, No.20 | Pos: RB/LB/CB
Azhar should not be be a defender with the amount of skill that he possesses, but FMFC signed him for his tenacious tackling, lung-bursting runs from defence and composure on the ball at the back. His lion-hearted performances complements Elfi's cool and steely nature, and together they form FMFC's rock-solid foundation.

Khidhir Johari, No.22 | Pos: LB/RB/CB/CF
Khidhir started off at left back but a stint as a forward saw a revelation, he was the target man FMFC sorely lacked. With his build, height and skill he has become the fulcrum on which FMFC's attack balances on.

Khairul Amri, No.23 | Pos: RB/RW
Khairul Amri has fitted into FMFC's back four seamlessly. Another attacking player by nature playing in defence, he makes running up and down the flanks effortless. As the saying goes, attack is the best form of defence, and Khairul Amri stays true to it.

Nur Khair Shamshi, Manager | Pos: CB/Coach
Ask anyone, and they'll admit they miss having The Rock at the back. Almost invicible in his time, injuries has prevented him from reaching his true potential. However, using the crafty brain of his beneath that head of khair, he has turned FMFC into a force to be reckoned with, footballing and marketing terms. Le' magnifique~